"In summary, gameplay was lame, Dante's a moron, In summary, gameplay was lame, Dante's a moron, "

From EA's very own forums:

From the opening sequence of the demo where Dante is stitching a cross into his skin to the nude Beatrice, I pretty much felt like I was being baptized in oily, filthy water... In summary, gameplay was lame, Dante's a moron, Beatrice is a *, camera movement was obnoxious, premise is embarrassing while pretending to be literary and historically informed, and I'd rather get Bayonetta than this crap. Apparently In summary, gameplay was lame, Dante's a moron.....

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/15/349953.page