Monday, November 9, 2009
More on Epic EAfail/Epic EA fanboy/fanmba suck
http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-2169-HandsOn-with-Dantes-Inferno.html
The combat to Dante’s Inferno isn’t terrible, but it isn’t great either. It’s just another action game trying to be God of War. The story may be good if you could care less about the literary origins. The artwork goes from being generic to outright disturbing and disgusting. EA can use as much controversial marketing tactics as they wish, but there is a very small audience for this game. It will have its fans, most certainly, but weeks after this game has been released it will become forgotten.
Thank God.
http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-2169-HandsOn-with-Dantes-Inferno.html
Yes--EA's Fanboy/Fanmba Dante's Inferno Game Sucks: From Gamer's Daily News
http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-2169-HandsOn-with-Dantes-Inferno.html
"What can be said for Dante’s Inferno? Well, it is definitely a complete rip-off of God of War, so it has that going for it. Oh, and it probably would have been better just to have made the game about a random crusader diving through the many layers of Hell and claiming inspiration to the literary classic. Now it just enrages anyone with an appreciation for those long forgotten “book” things your ancestors used to read. You know, back when paper was used by everyone and not just bureaucrats behind the times.
Truth be told the game wasn’t really all that thrilling. In fact, it was a little bit irritating and just a tad sickening. A number of buttons can be used for different attacks, yet somehow I always found myself pulling off the same combo that ended with me stabbing into the ground with a bone scythe. It felt like the only way to win was to simply button mash without any real plan in mind."
http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-2169-HandsOn-with-Dantes-Inferno.html
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Dante's Inferno God of War Ripoff
From: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/dantes_inferno_game_has_shaky_understanding_of_lus.php
"Okay. I understand that the Dante's Inferno videogame has very little to do
with the classic literature. As a English lit nerd, I don't like it, but I
understand it. So rather than bitch about that, I'll bitch about how Dante's
Inferno looks like hell's biggest God of War rip-off. Okay, there are certainly
worse games to rip off, but I swear Dante has the exact same attacks as Kratos,
except when the swishes stop, he's holding a scythe instead of Kratos'
ridiculous yo-yo blades......oh.You're probably more upset about the giant lady
who shoots demon babies out of her nipples or the other evil lady with the
vagina on her stomach with its own hideous tongue tentacle, aren't you? Yeah,
those are bad too."--http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/dantes_inferno_game_has_shaky_understanding_of_lus.php
"Merle said:
I've been very surprised how much negative press I've seen about this game; I've always thought it was a fairly good premise and an interesting setting. Who knew that there were that many people that really love Dante. "--http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/dantes_inferno_game_has_shaky_understanding_of_lus.php
NameofRain said:
I don't like this too much, either. My main reason: I *am* an English teacher, and I am now terrified about what I will see and hear in papers, discussions, and projects when we do Dante's Inferno. Not to mention the angry parents who think I'm talking about this game because they too did less than stellar in their English classes.Do all the crazy alien fantasy games/characters you want, but just stay away from our literature.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
lolz! jonathan knight and his fanboys laugh at epic art and debauch it! knight et al exalt killing babies! lolz!
http://www.thebitbag.com/2009/10/15/dantes-inferno-features-poor-taste-and-bad-judgment/
Oct 15, 2009 – The International Nanny Association (INA) has released an official statement regarding the Dante’s Inferno Video Game which features a baby killing achievement, or trophy, called "Bad Nanny." "INA feels this video game component of Dante’s Inferno was created out of poor taste and bad judgment. INA is opposed to video games that promote and encourage players to "kill" babies, even in fantasy play. It is our opinion that this type of play may promote violence towards children. The name of the trophy or achievement, "Bad Nanny," is offensive to our association in that we strive to promote and educate the public regarding the selfless work nannies do to support families by providing quality in-home child care." The International Nanny Association (INA), established in 1985, is a nonprofit and serves as the umbrella organization for the in-home child care industry. INA members include nannies, nanny employers, nanny agencies, educators and industry service providers. For almost a quarter of a century, INA has worked to professionalize the industry by setting high standards for industry professionals and nanny agencies. INA leverages the expertise of industry professionals from around the globe to help increase awareness about the industry, to develop the professional skills of nannies, and to educate parents about the benefits of hiring a qualified nanny to care for their children.
# # #http://www.thebitbag.com/2009/10/15/dantes-inferno-features-poor-taste-and-bad-judgment/
Thursday, October 15, 2009
More epic ea fail: Dante's Inferno will include baby-killing Achievement
http://www.neoseeker.com/news/12051-dantes-inferno-will-include-baby-killing-achievement/
Ever kill a baby in self-defense? Get your hands on Dante's Inferno in February and you will. . . . Well, it falls in line with all the other craziness we've seen from Dante's Inferno, including supersized nudes that waddle around trying to eat you -- oh yes, Gluttony has saggy breasts.
http://www.neoseeker.com/news/12051-dantes-inferno-will-include-baby-killing-achievement/
EA the ripper-offer doing Jack the Ripper
hopefully they´ll read "from hell" and give the game some literary depth.....but I don't know why.....I don't think so, more probably they will watch the moronic movie based on the comic.....if they even do that :D
http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=25546
"Dante’s Inferno seems nothing more than a medieval God of War that takes place in hell."
At this point Dante’s Inferno seems nothing more than a medieval God of War that takes place in hell. Again, that doesn’t mean it’s going to be a bad game, but the first quarter of 2010 is already filled to the brim with high profile action games including Bayonetta, Darksiders and a certain series whose name escapes me.
http://www.thunderboltgames.com/previews/article/pax-09-dantes-inferno-preview-for-ps3.html