Friday, January 29, 2010

OMG! Even More Epic EA Fail #EAFAIL Jonathan Knight EA Inferno Suck!!

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/29/report-ea-buys-super-bowl-ad-time-for-dantes-inferno/

The game tries to be gratuitous, graphic, and controversial not because it
adds to the atmosphere or the story, but because they desperately want you to
ignore that the game just isn't very good compared to other God of War and Devil
May Cry knock offs. Spending money on a superbowl ad isn't going to change that.
Seems like with all the marketing around this game since it's very announcement
that there is more riding on it's success than we may know.

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/29/report-ea-buys-super-bowl-ad-time-for-dantes-inferno/

More Jonathan Knight Fanboy EA Dante's Inferno suck!!!! #EAFAIL !!! "ign.com: I was pretty blown away by how bad the demo is."

http://boards.ign.com/xbox_360_general_board/b8266/188389961/r188545612/

Dante's Inferno - are the developers not a bit embarrassed ...

.....My arguments have nothing to do with the game themself. Basic camera issues. Mediore graphics. Bland combat. Dozens of simple aspects of the genre that laymen like you dont understand and take for granted, but are easily apparent. Poor signaling of enemy attacks being one.

....The demo is awful. And its reputation is pretty much that at this point.

.....My arguments have nothing to do with the game themself. Basic camera issues. Mediore graphics. Bland combat. Dozens of simple aspects of the genre that laymen like you dont understand and take for granted, but are easily apparent. Poor signaling of enemy attacks being one.

I was excited by the game. I have been a proponent of it before it came out. I thought the idea was hilariously awesome. ...I was pretty blown away by how bad the demo is.



http://boards.ign.com/xbox_360_general_board/b8266/188389961/r188545612/

More Jonathan Knight Fanboy EA Dante's Inferno suck!!!! #EAFAIL !!! "ign.com: I was pretty blown away by how bad the demo is."

Epic Ea Fail! Jonathan Knight Kills Dante's Inferno & EA's Profit Margins

Epic Ea Fail! Jonathan Knight Kills Dante's Inferno & EA's Profit Margins

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/29/report-ea-buys-super-bowl-ad-time-for-dantes-inferno/

Haha, the whole hell thing is cool, but after playing the demo, I've determined
what game really deserves my money. March 16 can't come soon enough. ...

...I've heard people saying they're sending that game off to die against God of War 3. If they're willing to lay the money down for a Super Bowl ad, I'm not so sure.



http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/29/report-ea-buys-super-bowl-ad-time-for-dantes-inferno/

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jonathan Knight & EA Desecrate Dante's Inferno: "i played the demo of dante's inferno and there were so many boobs in that demo that i didnt know if "

http://forums.g4tv.com/showthread.php?t=143732

"do i played the demo of dante's inferno and there were so many boobs in that
demo that i didnt know if this game was a freking porno or a a videogame.... "


http://forums.g4tv.com/showthread.php?t=143732

Jonathan Knight & EA getting Desparate Regarding Their Epic EAFAIL Dante's Inferno Game Suck: A superbowl ad won't save the literary abortion

Jonathan Knight & EA getting Desparate Regarding Their Epic EAFAIL Dante's Inferno Game Suck: A superbowl ad won't save the literary abortion

http://www.destructoid.com/ea-drops-mad-dime-on-dante-s-inferno-super-bowl-ad-161765.phtml
Jonathan Knight & EA getting Desparate Regarding Their Epic EAFAIL Dante's Inferno Game Suck

Thanks EA. It was not enough that the internet knew about the very skewed
interpretation of the poem you are making, now the whole fucking world will know
that gamers enjoy dumbed down version of literature work where a dude kills his
way through Hell. ... ROFLMAO...now I'm -hoping- that this game bombs. EA's stockholders will be asking for the CEO's head if this game doesn't immediately make bank...wtf are they -thinking-?! Anyone wanna start placing bets?


--http://www.destructoid.com/ea-drops-mad-dime-on-dante-s-inferno-super-bowl-ad-161765.phtml




Jonathan Knight & EA getting Desparate Regarding Their Epic EAFAIL Dante's Inferno Game Suck
http://www.destructoid.com/ea-drops-mad-dime-on-dante-s-inferno-super-bowl-ad-161765.phtml

And yet even more EA Jonathan Knight Dante's Inferno Suckage!!!

http://www.destructoid.com/dante-s-inferno-demo-now-available-on-xbox-live-158721.phtml

I found the demo to be completely uninspiring.

Not having actually played any GoW, but always feeling attracted to the storyline and the hype around the series, I was looking forward to the third installment. But if DI's a "blatant ripoff", I'm not sure I'm that excited about it anymore.

(From what I got in the demo) DI is just a series of small and restrictive areas where you have to kill everyone by button mashing (in a specified sequence for more powerful combos... such skill...), followed by a story-developing cut-scene (which unnecessarily contain boobs to irk the ESRB, but I'm not complaining), followed by a big and angry boss fight, ad nauseam.

I fail to see the long-term fun in this. Sure, the graphics are nice, and the story might be interesting ("might", meaning it wasn't in the demo, although the Reaper fight was mildly amusing), but the gaming experience is severely lacking for me personally.



http://www.destructoid.com/dante-s-inferno-demo-now-available-on-xbox-live-158721.phtml

And Even More Jonathan Knight EA Inferno Suck-Suckage

http://www.destructoid.com/dante-s-inferno-demo-now-available-on-xbox-live-158721.phtml


This game is like a god of war rip off, but this game isn't fun... --Jeff

Dante Inferno = GOW absolute rip off...

meh. Topless ghosts and self-mutilation; sounds like the wet dream of a 13 year old Marilyn Manson fan. If they wanted to add tits to a famous piece of literature I don't know why they didn't just make "Paradise Lost: The Game" or "Lady Chatterly's Lover".


http://www.destructoid.com/dante-s-inferno-demo-now-available-on-xbox-live-158721.phtml